Coca-Cola in Israel
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israelis?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned […]
“Don’t Miss The Amazing Jew.”
The intrigued salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under the Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Jewish man wearing a name tag with the name, ‘Morty’ written on it. After the applause died down, Morty dropped hi s […]
The Salesman’s Robot
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about […]
