Where is My Sunday Paper?
The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY”. There was quiet and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she […]
Senior Dating
Georgette en Adrienne, twee ‘gezellige vriendinnen’, zijn aan de klap. Adrienne: ‘Diene geestige Theo heeft mij gevraagd om uit te gaan. k’wete daje gij vorige week met hem uitgeweest zijt en daarom wilde ik u eerst spreken voordat ik hem mijn antwoord geef.’ Georgette: ‘Wel, Ik zal het u vertellen. Gij waart juste weg en […]
Senior Moment
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the student said, loud enough for many […]
Before 1980’s…
For Those of Us That Took Typing in High School senior_moment1
THREE WOMEN
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. “THAT WAS MY PAGER,” SHE SAID. “I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.” A FEW MINUTES LATER, […]
