Let’s Put Seniors to Jail!
There are a very few people in USA, who are smart. These are the people, who should be presidents; these are the people, who come up with great ideas – – – comparisons like this one… Here’s a difference… Let’s put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the […]
Senior Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him. ‘You mean […]
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner’s name on […]
New Wine for Seniors
I kid you not…. New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during […]
