Global Facts About Sex at any Given Moment
FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now! FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 person is reading emails. You hang in there, Sunshine ……
Rozdíl Názoru o Sexe
Ze života MANŽELKA: Přijde ráno žena do práce a zasněně se chlubí kolegyním: -“Tedy, holky, já jsem tak nádherně unavená, mi se po včerejším večeru ani nechtělo vstávat. Představte si,po tolika letech manželství, to tedy bylo…. Nejdříve tříhodinová předehra, pak dvě hodiny krásného milování a pak si manžel se mnou ještě hodinu povídal…..” MANŽEL: Přijde […]
Aging
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […]
In a Sex Shop
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter […]
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that […]
Fireman Sex
A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go. […]
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter . “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh! Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, “3 were on a beer […]
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