Bar Room Signs
Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let’s all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.. […]
Interested in Shopping on Line?
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands. Take a look at HEMA’s product page (catalog) – just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. DON’T click on any of the items in the picture; just […]
Mars vs. Venus
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were […]
The New Supermarket
A new Publix supermarket opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the […]
Shopping at Wal-Mart
In line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’ ‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you […]
