Good Bye Mom!
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, ‘I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look […]
Inviting Mom for Dinner
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the […]
Please Read and Pass Along
Your cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. He’s told he will […]
Cake Mixes & Toxins – **PLEASE READ**
Pass this on to ALL in your address book. You never know whose life you may save by doing so. For those of you at work, PLEASE remember to check you cupboards when you get home tonight!!! This is confirmed on Snopes http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/pancake.asp A student at HBHS (high school) had pancakes this week and it […]
Boy Singing to His Little Sister
Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister […]
This is an Incredible Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, […]
Elevator
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then […]
Two Choices
What would you do?…. you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would […]
Rabbi’s Son
The Rabbi’s son had just gotten his driving permit, and approached his father about the use of the family car. His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little better, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk about it.” After about a month, the […]
