LifeSavers
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up […]
Ghost
A professor was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 90 students raise their hands. ‘Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’ About 40 […]
The New Teacher
A new elementary school teacher explains to her class that she is a world wrestling fan and she asks her students to raise their hands if they too are wrestling fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ‘Mary, why didn’t […]
Students ~ Police
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Somewhere, somehow your son is depriving a village of an ‘idiot’. 5. Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails […]
