LifeSavers
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up […]
Little Johny the Arab
Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. “What is your name?” – asked the teacher. “Mohammad”, answered the kid. You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johny,” replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammad returned home. “How was your day, Mohammad?” – […]
Wet Pants
A third grade classroom……. There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and […]
Be Careful What You Say in Front of Children
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the […]
Spelling Test
A class of five-year old school children returned to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child ”Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?” Becky replies ”I have been playing in the sand box.” ”Very good,” says the teacher ” if you can […]
Teacher Arrested
IN NEW YORK A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a […]
A Jewish Christmas Story
The teacher was very curious about how each of her students’ celebrated Christmas Eve “Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?” she asked. Patrick addressed the class. “Well Miss, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we […]
Everyone Can make a Difference..
As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was […]
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct.. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ […]
The New Teacher
A new elementary school teacher explains to her class that she is a world wrestling fan and she asks her students to raise their hands if they too are wrestling fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ‘Mary, why didn’t […]
