First-Grader
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms.. Brooks had […]
Kids Will be Kids..
I’ll never eat a lifesaver again without laughing! The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red………………..Cherry Yellow……………..Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes […]
A ‘Feel Good’ Story for All
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder […]
NOMINEE FOR “EMAIL OF THE YEAR”
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: ‘Let me see if I’ve got this right. ‘You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love […]
Political – Not a Joke..
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION (from a teacher in the Nashville area) “We are worried about “the cow” when it is all about the “Ice Cream” The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some […]
Life…
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? Now that food has replaced sex in […]
In the Class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, ‘Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?’ No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, ‘You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell […]
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a […]
I think you’re the father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels […]
