Schitterend!
Toen een vrouw langs de slaapkamerdeur van haar dochter liep, hoorde ze een vreemd zoemend geluid. Ze opende de deur en zag dat haar dochter zich flink lag te verwennen met een vibrator. Gechoqueerd vroeg ze: ‘Wat in ‘s hemelsnaam ben jij aan het doen?’ De dochter antwoordde: ‘Mam, ik ben 22 jaar, ongetrouwd en […]
How to Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ______________________________ My wife and I were […]
Grandma’s Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and […]
Purrrty Much Like Life…
It all started this morning when I made breakfast for the cranky youngsters – – And fed the baby a bottle. I loaded up the kids in the car seat and took them to daycare & school. I was late for work and traffic was a nightmare! My husband called my cell phone to tell […]
Mixed Emotions Explained
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s psychology babble is such a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” […]
Something to Consider…
when you’re watching the next Bowl Game…
Twenty Years Later…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then […]
Bob and the Blonde
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a Blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked […]
Let’s Say I Break Into your House!?
Your House A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country, protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the […]
