This is too Funny
Note the shrubs! Guess where this is……. . . . . . . . . . . . Viagra head office – seriously!
Did You Know…
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, […]
Zopár na Zasmiatie
1) Mladík se přitoči ku krásnej slečne a hovorí: – Slečna, nie som síce záhradník, ale vám by som ho tam s chuťou vsadil. Slečna si ho prezrie a vraví: – Nie som síce sliepka, ale myslím, že by som ho tam zniesla. 2) Súloží Fero s Marou. Keď sa urobí, Mara mu vraví: – […]
New SUV for Birthday
Two senior gentlemen were chatting….. Mac said to Jim: “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV”. Jim responded: “Wow, that’s amazing!!….. Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!” Mac replies: “Yup!!…. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!”
At the Doctor’s Office
I’m sure you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors’ offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize… – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back: ‘If the light stays […]
Old Man at the Pharmacy
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘ ‘I’m 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection, I just […]
Grandpa’s Drink
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over. ‘What happened, Grandpa?’ he is asked by his concerned children. […]
Báseň
Lubomír Feldek: ŠKRIEPKA SRDCA S PENISOM Vzácni páni, dámy milé, dnes v neoklasickom štýle vám rozpoviem, čo sa stalo, keď sa oslavovať malo jedno veľké výročie. Neprišlo vám na um, čie? Všetko vám hneď bude jasné – ale najprv z tejto básne sa o škriepke dozviete, ktorá vznikla v bufete. Kto sa poškriepil a s […]
