Poor Fred
Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Fred! How ya doin?’ His wife is […]
Buddies
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Loween restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they […]
Senior Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him. ‘You mean […]
What Goes Around…
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on […]
