Wal-Mart vs. Others
Wal-Mart vs. The Morons; COMPARE!!! 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger in sales ($415B) than Home Depot + […]
Wal-Mart People One More Time..
Truly amazing! Well, it is summer now, which means that we all get to witness more gems like this one. Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her……working her arms? Ummm, I think you might need something more than the pine tree air-freshener. It’s a start……not where I would have started…….but it’s […]
Chinese Wal-Mart
I don’t see any “Roll Back” Price Signs??? These are actual pictures of a Wal-Mart in China. Crocodiles. Bulk Rice. Mixed Meat. Orange Juice And Cooking Oil. Frogs. You guess. Walmart Brand Spirits ($0.15) Rib Cages. Assorted Dried Reptiles. Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor. A Large Selection Of Chopsticks. Ducks Great Value, Beef Granules. Mmmmm… Pig […]
Wal-Mart vs. The Government
Wal-Mart vs The Government is very interesting and needs to be shared with as many friends as possible. 1 . Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target […]
Dishonest Cashier
This is not an indictment of Wal-Mart. This can happen at any store if you use your debit or credit card. With the come of the holiday shopping season, this is a great reminder to take the time to check our receipts, make sure we get our credit cards back, and just try to slow […]
The Truth, the Whole Truth, & Nothing but the Truth
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this […]
Car Accident
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart… getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind… wasn’t even on the horizon… I was in a great mood… and then… I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car… and you know […]
Golden Retriever
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, […]
My 1 Day Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the […]
Some Stuff Just Can’t be Made up…
Wal-Mart Cake make sure you read the story under the picture….. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. Apparently, this cake was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: […]
