Be Careful What You Say in Front of Children
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the […]
Hair Removal Kit
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal – The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now ‘The home Wax kit’. Read on… My night began as any other normal weeknight. Finish laundry, fix dinner, have a glass of wine, e-mail the grandkids. I then had the thought that would […]
Preacher and the Drunk
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to […]