Woman’s Poem
He didn’t like the casserole, And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right, He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks the way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was […]
The Old Man
This is beautiful and I am honored to pass this along. As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man […]
Poor Fred
Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Fred! How ya doin?’ His wife is […]
God Loves Drunk People Too
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the […]
Be the Man of Your House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal […]
Lucky THE Dog
I posted this story once before, I love it so much, I had to post it again!… My Oldest and dearest best friend died of Cancer.. This is in remembrance of her.. Love Bunny Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named ‘Lucky.’ Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company […]
Mixed Emotions Explained
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s psychology babble is such a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” […]
Ladies Casino Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip – casinos, massages, facials, shopping… Two days before the group is to leave Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn’t going. Mary’s friends are very upset that she can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get […]
Wedding Ceremony
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