Church Story
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A woman stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t […]
Truck for Sale
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck???!!!’ He calmly told them, ‘I bought it today.’ ‘With what money?’ demanded his parents as they knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. ‘Well,’ said the boy, ‘this one cost me […]
The Blonde
A Blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The Blonde jumps up out of bed and says: “I’ve had enough of this,” and she goes downstairs. The Blonde finally comes back up to bed and her […]
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his […]
Beware of that Underwear Dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the […]
Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new […]
Great Dog Story
Anyone who has pets will really like this. You’ll like it even if you don’t and you may even decide you need one! Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named ‘Lucky.’ Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to […]
Jewish sex humour
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since, by Jewish law, a wife is entitled to sexual satisfaction, they decide to consult their Rabbi… The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: ‘Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you […]
Rudy the Cat
By: Patti Schroeder This is the story of the night my ten-year-old cat, Rudy, got his head stuck in the garbage disposal. I knew at the time that the experience would be funny if the cat survived, so let me tell you right up front that he’s fine. Getting him out wasn’t easy, though, and […]
