Tech Support Funnies
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine.. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I […]
Blonde Buys Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,……….. just because I’m blonde doesn’t […]
I Fixed My Computer
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I HAVE FIXED MY COMPUTER! And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! ll ll ll ll ll […]
Virus Allert
If you receive an e-mail entitled ‘Bedtimes,’ delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It […]
Abbott & Costello buying a computer
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO : Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO : No, the name’s Lou . ABBOTT : Your computer? COSTELLO : I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT : […]
