Ladies Casino Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip – casinos, massages, facials, shopping… Two days before the group is to leave Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn’t going. Mary’s friends are very upset that she can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get […]
Buddies
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Loween restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they […]
The New Physician
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘You think I’ll live to be 90?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer […]
New Wine for Seniors
I kid you not…. New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during […]
I love this Doctor!
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car […]
Wine vs. Water
To everybody who enjoys a glass of wine… And those who don’t. As someone ones said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of […]
Ole, the Business Man
Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Minot, ND , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To […]
