Catholic Church Coffee Break
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee break. The first Catholic man says, my son is a Priest. “When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic […]
Animal are Great!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hllqpstavoc&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d79ArrL8VRg
Hormones in Action
*This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.* Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 […]
Aging
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […]
I’d Rather be Single than This…
…what about you? Yes there are men out there like this!!!! That’s why smart (and elegant) women stay single… http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny
Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. ********************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She […]
Chocolate
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?’ ‘No, […]
Old Cowboy
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens…. An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to […]
Deer for Breakfast
I love these people without ever having met them! Breakfast is served, you are all invited… http://www.snotr.com/video/2772
