A Woman’s Week at the Gym
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 […]
In Doctor’s Office
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. A s she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off […]
Sand Art
This is unreal! This incredible “sand animation” is performed by the 2009 winner of the Ukraine “Got Talent” television series, Kseniya Simonova. Apparently, it is telling the story of life during WWII, which would explain the emotional reactions of some of the audience. The text at the end where they’re staring at the sailor’s ghost […]
Ordering Pizza in Near Future
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Things Aren’t Always as They Appear
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who […]
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Golden Retriever
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, […]
Financial Humor
I was at my bank today. There was a short line, just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla for yen. Today I only […]
A Little Humor
Man: If I lost all of my money would you still love me? Woman: Yes, I would still love you. I would miss you, but I would still love you. ************************************************************* An older married woman got hauled into court for stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked, “Why?” She said, “I was hungry.” Judge […]
Quotes
I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aspire to inspire […]
