These are Fascinating!
WEIRD WALKING COW….. Warning: Do not view while drinking. CAN YOU SEE 10 FACES IN THE TREE THERE’S A FACE IN HERE. CAN YOU SEE IT? CAN YOU SEE THE BABY? CAN YOU SEE THE KISSING COUPLE? CAN YOU SEE THE THREE WOMEN? Can you tell the difference between a horse and a frog? Watch […]
Pussy-Whipped
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ ‘Where are you going, honey bunch?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going to […]
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this…. A husband and wife are traveling by car from Los Angeles to Seattle. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel […]
Italian Police
GOTTA LOVE THOSE QUICK THINKING ITALIAN POLICE For what reason is the Police Officer pulling these people over? Scroll down for the answer – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – How long did it take you to realize………. She’s not wearing a helmet! I GOT […]
My 1 Day Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the […]
What’s for Lunch?
A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.00 Hand job $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men. ‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. […]
Smart Blonde
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it […]
Mermaid or Whale?
Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨ A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly […]
I Rescued A Human Today
Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn’t be afraid. As she stopped at my kennel, I blocked her view from a little accident I had […]
Bitchology
FINALLY – Someone is bitchy enough to say it like it REALLY is! . . . . . When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a BITCH. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a BITCH. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or […]
