Message for Every Special Woman
Please read below and remember you are a wonderful person! You make a major difference in the lives you touch. THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time Passes….. Life happens….. Distance separates….. Children grow up….. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don’t do what they’re suppose to do…… Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget […]
Nine Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game […]
For Women’s Eyes Only..
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Go for the younger man. You might […]
Walk Naked in America Day
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely […]
So True…
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official: ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the […]
Breakfast at McDonald’s
This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher […]
Why Women Can’t Sleep
Have you ever wondered how a woman’s brain works? Well…… it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. A man only has only 2 balls and they consume […]
Vacation in Italy
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded […]
Can you identify their expression?
In the following pictures, you see people with very strong facial expressions. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – THEY’RE ALL GETTING READY TO SNEEZE!!
Women’s Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they […]
