Man are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES: If Debbie, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Debbie, Kate and Sarah. If Don, Bill, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Don, Bill, and John will each throw in $20, even […]
Why I quit exercising
Why Exercise Frightens me!! What do these women think is going to happen to all this extra body when they stop weight training?? Remind me NEVER to exercise again!
Women’s Problems Start with MEN
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal […]
Reason to Drink
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster….. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V I mean, seriously, would you really quit drinking? This is enough to make me START again !!!
Can You Guess Who?
OR ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectlybankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due […]
Most Women
One Flaw In (Most) Women… Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what […]
THREE WOMEN
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. “THAT WAS MY PAGER,” SHE SAID. “I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.” A FEW MINUTES LATER, […]
Ladies, You Are Doing it Wrong!
I’M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS! The correct way to weigh yourself: I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V The correct way to weigh yourself: I can’t believe I was doing […]
Powerful Women
Truth #1 Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: Oh shit, she’s awake!! Truth #2 Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll […]
