New Drug for Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA’S WORT Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by […]
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
This is serious stuff!!!! Theft Problem…………. You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had […]
Crucial Information
(Please verify the information below. We are only posting interesting emails, not attesting to their accuracy.) Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 […]
Farmer
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided […]
Pregnancy, Estrogen & Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? A: Childbirth. Q: […]
Q & A
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR? A: It’s Braille for ‘suck here.’ Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’ Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. […]
