Thought of the Day
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not to be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau
Thought of the Day
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will. Dr. Robert Anthony
Rectum Stretcher!
While she was ‘flying’ down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which […]
Thought of the Day
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. Harry Golden
Thought of the Day
Nothing will work unless you do. John Wooden
Thought of the Day
The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles. Mohandas K. Gandhi
Why Outsourcing Jobs Doesn’t Work
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, health care, government health insurance, the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt….. I called the Suicide Hotline. Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a […]
Mom’s… so True (for most Moms)
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, ‘I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed’. She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, […]
Ordering Pizza in Near Future
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A Good Tip
This really does work!!! I’ve tried it several times and it worked every time – even tried it again this morning! I even verified this on Snopes!!! It REALLY, REALLY WORKS!!! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
